Dear Roommate:

I understand we have only been living with each other for a little over a week, but here are some things that you do that annoy the shit out of me and need to correct.

1. You leave the bath toys in the bathtub after your shower. Did you do that at your old place? Because it isn't going to fly here. Toys need to go back to their spot. Because I sure as hell don't want to pick them up when I need to shower. Another thing about them. They are our bath toys, so if you wouldn't treat them like crap. That'd be great too.

2. If you are going to drink milk. Wash out your cup when you are done. Bad milk is fucking disgusting and I don't want to deal with that. I wash out my bowl and measuring cups when I use milk. You can rinse out your fucking cup. And please use one cup the whole day. We only have a certain number of cups and I don't need to be washing all of them every day.

3. Sort of on the same subject. If you are not going eat all of your food, put it in a storage container. Last night you wasted a good amount of Velvetta pasta. I could have had that for lunch. Or you could have had it when you came home. Instead it sat on the counter all night. I don't care if you think you might finish it that night, put it away.

4. You aren't allowed to have the remotes if you can't remember where they go or where the last place you had them was. They go on the window sill so the babies don't get them. Not on the couch. Not on the bookshelf. Not on the coffee table. On the window sill.

5. While we are looking for said remotes, don't sit on your fucking ass and stare at your phone. Don't keep messaging the guy that abused you. Just fucking stop being on your phone all the fucking time.

6. PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR DAUGHTER! She wants your attention. She wants to sit with you and have you play with her. She doesn't want you to yell at her for being a baby. She doesn't want you to yell at her for being fucking hungry. I'm not going to watch her because she isn't mine. I will watch my baby. My very good baby who actually listens to me (most of the time) and is 8 months YOUNGER then yours.

7. PUT YOUR FUCKING CLOTHES AWAY!!!! I am sick and fucking tired of them being in the fucking basket and washer and dryer. I have shit that needs to be washed also. You know how to put fucking clothes away. So do it.

8. Towels...don't...belong...in...the...livingroom. End of story.

9. If your daughter is going to play with the toys we bought, you can help put them away. I don't care if "It's a lot of work to count the blocks and put together the puzzles." Toys need to be put away properly, and just throwing everything in there isn't proper.

I think that's it...

Back Again

Sorry not sorry.

I think I am just going to say everything in one big post about what I am thinking and what is going on.

1) I want to dye my hair. I think I want to do something unnatural. But I have no idea. I haven't dyed my hair in 3 years so it would be a little shocking to me. I am scared that once I do it, I will regret it. Joe keeps telling me to cut my hair first, but I really don't want to do that. I don't have to regret everything I do with my hair. I like my hair long. It looks better long. I feel better with it long. I don't care that Marshall pulls it. yes it hurts, but I just prefer it long.

2) I really want a tattoo for my birthday. I was thinking an owl. But my roommate also wants an owl and I don't want her to feel like I am copying her, even though I want a photo realistic owl and she doesn't. Would that still be copying since it's the same subject?

3) Maybe I will just do some unnatural highlights. I can't regret those. Can I? I dunno. My roommate might not be to do that. And every person I know that actually went to school for it charges $70 no matter what. Fucking ridiculous.

4) My roommate is watching Orange is The New Black. I've seen every episode, but she is behind. Seeing flashback Alexs hair made me think about the highlights.

Ummm. That's it?

So I have this friend..

And she still lives with her parents at 21. Not that abnormal. She has a shitty ass job and doesn't get any hours really. Like maybe 15 at the most a week.

So she just posted a Facebook status about how her parents are now making her pay $100 in rent a month. I'm just sitting here like...that's it? God I would love that. Do you know how much extra money we would have!?

She wanted to get an apartment with some of our other friends, and if she is only making like $200 a paycheck, I don't know how she expected to pay rent and utilities and still buy food. My other friends make shit money also. Pardon the french.

We pay 737.16(Rent) + 66(Smud) + 102.89(Utilities) + (However much we spend on food, and other bills like phones and cable).

I really have NO clue what they were thinking.

My First Post

Things and stuff you should know about me:

• I have a son, his name is Marshall. 
• He is 1 years old. 
• I am married to an amazing man named Joe. 
• We fight sometimes yes. 
• We have a roommate, her name is Vanessa. 
• She has a daughter named Sophia (Pia, or P)
• I sometimes forget to post. 

There are other things, but I forget them right now.